The Real Jamie Oliver and Other Stories

An offbeat collection of essays and vignettes. Not a grain of truth in the whole weird mess.

How did the Pebble Crab become extinct?
What is the real meaning behind Drominivich’s 4th Symphony?
How many yellows are there?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Find out the answers to all this and less!
Explore the wonderful life story of the world’s foremost pantomime horse duo!
Plus of course, get to know the real Jamie Oliver.

This collection of vignettes and nonsensical short stories sadly no longer exists merely in the mind of the author – it exists in print! And here it is!

Abandon sanity all ye who enter here.